1 00:00:15,530 --> 00:00:19,970 I should have known that that client today was too good to be true. It is so 2 00:00:19,970 --> 00:00:22,430 rare for a groom to take the lead in planning his own wedding. 3 00:00:22,830 --> 00:00:27,650 I thought I was going to be sick when I found out his precious Ashley is 4 00:00:27,650 --> 00:00:28,650 actually a man. 5 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:33,250 I'm so glad I saw a photo of that couple before we signed the contract. 6 00:00:34,030 --> 00:00:38,710 God, could you imagine if I had gotten roped into planning a wedding for those 7 00:00:38,710 --> 00:00:39,710 people? 8 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,170 Ugh. 9 00:00:41,630 --> 00:00:42,630 Anyway. 10 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:45,950 I have refused service to that lot before, so they are clearly getting 11 00:00:45,950 --> 00:00:47,450 desperate. Oh my gosh. 12 00:00:49,930 --> 00:00:54,370 That's probably why that underhanded sneak tried to trick me by acting 13 00:00:55,210 --> 00:00:58,410 You know, he kept referring to Ashley as they. 14 00:00:59,090 --> 00:01:00,430 I should have seen through it. 15 00:01:01,130 --> 00:01:07,190 You know, I'm going to have to be better about this. I'm going to have to see 16 00:01:07,190 --> 00:01:08,190 through it. 17 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:12,310 No one is going to fool me into defiling. 18 00:01:17,419 --> 00:01:20,340 I'm sure he wasn't trying to trick you by acting any sort of way. 19 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,360 Maybe that's how they present themselves. 20 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:26,220 No, no. I've always been really good at sniffing those people out. 21 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,620 No, he was trying to fool me by putting on an act. 22 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:35,280 Calling Ashley they may not have been an act. Some people use they pronouns. 23 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:36,560 Maybe Ashley does too. 24 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:41,660 Oh God, pronouns. Don't even get me started. Okay, first of all, they is 25 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,039 Not singular. 26 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,160 So they can't even get the grammar correct? 27 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:50,840 No. All right, I hadn't even heard the P word five years ago, and now it's 28 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:51,840 everywhere. 29 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:55,900 I need to stop dwelling on this. All right, we can go over something more 30 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:58,200 pleasant. Let's talk about something else, right? 31 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:01,100 Like your girlfriend, honey. 32 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:02,400 How's she doing? 33 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:05,420 Benita's fine. 34 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:07,900 She loves working as a nurse. The hospital keeps her busy. 35 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,560 I thought she was a nurse at a retirement home. 36 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:13,460 Yeah, she does that too. 37 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,780 Oh, you know what? I heard there was a nursing shortage. 38 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:18,800 People like Anita must be in high demand everywhere. 39 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,540 Well, is she working today? 40 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,520 Maybe she can stop by on her way home. 41 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,180 The bus route doesn't bring her this way. 42 00:02:26,460 --> 00:02:27,439 Oh. 43 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,500 So she takes the bus to work. 44 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,160 I thought you told us that Anita drives a car. 45 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:38,400 Yeah, she used to, but she got tired of paying for gas. 46 00:02:39,340 --> 00:02:44,620 I don't care. I don't care if she drives a car, rides a bus. I just, I'm so 47 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:47,520 happy that you found someone that you like so much. 48 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:51,680 If I'm being honest, I thought maybe there was something wrong with you. 49 00:02:52,220 --> 00:02:56,180 I kept offering to set you up with my friend's single daughters and you just 50 00:02:56,180 --> 00:03:00,880 weren't interested. But now I know you just hadn't found the right girl. 51 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:04,760 God, I want to meet her so badly. Why hasn't she come over? 52 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:06,820 She's busy. 53 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,920 Like you said, nurses are in high demand. 54 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,680 Well, yeah, but even nurses have a day off, right? 55 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:17,960 I mean, your birthday dinner. It's coming up soon. That would be the 56 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:18,960 time to meet her. 57 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:26,480 Honey, look, I think it's really nice that Anita cares about people and she's 58 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:30,820 nice to people, but she needs to care about her boyfriend, too, not just 59 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:31,820 strangers. 60 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:38,040 I'm putting my foot down, okay? You tell her to save that date, and I'm not 61 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,040 taking no for an answer. 62 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,160 Okay, I'll talk to Anita about it. Perfect. 63 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:48,120 Okay, great. All right, let's dig in, okay? I worked hard on this lasagna. 64 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:49,740 About time. 65 00:03:54,800 --> 00:04:00,920 Thank you again so much for doing this. 66 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:02,480 Of course, no problem. 67 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:03,800 You look really cute. 68 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:05,020 Aw, thank you. 69 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,500 So, remember your name's Anita and you're a nurse. 70 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:14,040 Did you get a chance to memorize the cheat sheet I emailed you? I spent all 71 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:15,820 night memorizing it. Our answers need to match. 72 00:04:16,459 --> 00:04:18,540 Also, you're 21, so I told my parents you're 21. 73 00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:21,740 Don't worry. I'm an old pro at memorizing lines. 74 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,720 Honestly, I'm excited to flex my old acting skills today. 75 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:26,540 I'm excited to be in the spotlight. 76 00:04:27,409 --> 00:04:31,130 Maybe I'm selfish, but I'm so glad you stuck around at the library, Cindy. For 77 00:04:31,130 --> 00:04:32,910 one, it's been a blast since you came along. 78 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:40,410 And two, I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't agreed to help me. 79 00:04:40,850 --> 00:04:43,710 It's not every day that a guy asks me to meet their parents as their fake 80 00:04:43,710 --> 00:04:45,330 girlfriend. Thank you so much for agreeing. 81 00:04:46,090 --> 00:04:47,650 My mom knew I was gay. She'd kill me. 82 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:49,390 Don't worry. I got you. 83 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:53,250 The next time we're in the library, you're moving the happier books, okay? 84 00:04:54,170 --> 00:04:55,170 Fine. 85 00:05:07,630 --> 00:05:08,630 Oh, my God. 86 00:05:08,650 --> 00:05:09,650 Hi. 87 00:05:09,950 --> 00:05:13,570 Oh, I'm so excited to meet my son's new girlfriend. 88 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:16,610 You know, Anita, we are so happy to have you here. 89 00:05:17,310 --> 00:05:19,210 Anita, you look familiar. 90 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:20,610 Have we met somewhere? 91 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:24,170 No, but I get that a lot. I guess I just have one of those faces. 92 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:28,150 And what a beautiful face it is. You described her so beautifully, but she's 93 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:29,510 even more gorgeous. 94 00:05:30,110 --> 00:05:33,030 Oh, that's so sweet of you. I see you get your sweet side from your mom. 95 00:05:33,270 --> 00:05:34,950 She told me a lot about you guys. 96 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,980 Good things, I hope. Oh, absolutely. 97 00:05:37,340 --> 00:05:38,340 He thinks the world of you, too. 98 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:40,980 Oh, he told us a lot about you, too. 99 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:45,660 Funny that your hair is a different color than what he told us. 100 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:49,980 Yeah, sometimes I switch up my hair color. I mean, being a nurse is very 101 00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:52,980 demanding, so I'll experiment to de -stress sometimes. 102 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,660 I love that. Well, I'm going to get started on dinner, okay? 103 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,880 Hey, Chim. I know it's your birthday, but your mom's been cleaning all day. 104 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:01,880 don't you go give her a hand? 105 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:05,160 I'm sure she'd love to have the birthday boy taste test everything anyway. 106 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,260 But I shouldn't leave her alone. 107 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,100 She's our guest. 108 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,280 Don't worry. I'll keep our guest entertained. 109 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:16,020 It'll be a perfect time to get to know the beautiful young lady that has stolen 110 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:17,140 my boy's heart. 111 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:20,400 It's okay, babe. Go help your mom. 112 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:24,800 Well, why don't I show you around? 113 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,680 And I'm sure you can guess where we are now. 114 00:06:34,090 --> 00:06:35,190 All right, time to cut the crap. 115 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:37,210 What do you mean? 116 00:06:37,270 --> 00:06:38,270 Come on, Anita. 117 00:06:38,430 --> 00:06:40,950 I have a strong feeling that you are not who you say you are. 118 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:45,330 I figured Logan's been lying about his girlfriend. 119 00:06:45,690 --> 00:06:50,130 All the stories he tells about Anita just don't add up. He makes excuses 120 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:51,290 time we're supposed to meet you. 121 00:06:51,890 --> 00:06:58,750 I suspected for quite a long time that he was a little, eh, funny, 122 00:06:58,870 --> 00:06:59,910 if you catch my drift. 123 00:07:00,490 --> 00:07:03,290 All right, but meeting you just confirms that. 124 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:05,460 What are you talking about? 125 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,140 Are you saying that Logan is gay? 126 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:11,300 Because he can't be gay if he's dating me. 127 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:12,840 You can cut the act now. 128 00:07:13,460 --> 00:07:16,840 I knew I recognized you from somewhere. You're the serial girl from years ago. 129 00:07:17,660 --> 00:07:19,480 A tasty mouthful with every spoon? 130 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:25,340 That commercial was burned into my brain because it ran on every channel every 131 00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:26,420 five minutes. 132 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:29,900 Now, Logan told us that you were a nurse, but he never said anything about 133 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:30,900 being an actress. 134 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:36,120 I mean, he is so obviously not straight that he can't even keep his facts 135 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,420 straight. I really am Logan's girlfriend. 136 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:41,280 He just didn't mention that I used to be an actress. 137 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:44,340 And I changed careers when I figured out my true calling. 138 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,760 Don't bother. 139 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:50,200 You're not fooling me. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Like, Logan could be 140 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:53,080 show tunes from the rafters for all I care. 141 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:59,140 But his mother, if she finds out he's a fairy, it's game over. 142 00:08:00,030 --> 00:08:01,290 She might even kick him out. 143 00:08:01,970 --> 00:08:05,810 Please don't tell your wife. Don't let her kick Logan out. I am not risking 144 00:08:05,810 --> 00:08:07,510 myself to protect Logan. 145 00:08:07,730 --> 00:08:11,570 That would be putting two lives in misery as opposed to just one. 146 00:08:11,810 --> 00:08:12,870 He's your son. 147 00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:16,450 He is a grown -ass man. And in this world, it is every man for himself. 148 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:19,130 How could you be so heartless? 149 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:20,950 Logan is only 19. 150 00:08:21,670 --> 00:08:23,450 So many young people end up homeless. 151 00:08:23,890 --> 00:08:26,430 It just ends badly. You are ruining Logan's life. 152 00:08:27,290 --> 00:08:28,290 Don't worry. 153 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,160 I actually have a great deal for you. 154 00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:33,280 I don't actually have to tell Nicole the truth. 155 00:08:33,539 --> 00:08:35,500 She sees what she wants to see anyway. 156 00:08:36,059 --> 00:08:40,039 And she's not going to suspect anything of Logan unless I say something about 157 00:08:40,039 --> 00:08:44,920 it. Now, I can let you continue to be Anita throughout dinner and Logan's 158 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,120 birthday continue smoothly. 159 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:50,900 But, you know, keeping such a big secret from my wife is a huge burden. 160 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,960 I feel like I deserve something for my efforts. 161 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,329 Something like you. 162 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:01,550 Are you demanding sex right now? 163 00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:03,350 I am not demanding anything. 164 00:09:03,770 --> 00:09:05,490 I am offering you an opportunity. 165 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:10,310 You've already gone way out of your way to protect Logan's ass through this 166 00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:11,950 whole boyfriend -girlfriend thing. 167 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:17,670 This is just one more thing you can do to make sure that Logan and Eager stay 168 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:18,649 safe. 169 00:09:18,650 --> 00:09:20,370 How could you do this to your son? 170 00:09:20,890 --> 00:09:22,330 How could you do this to your wife? 171 00:09:22,890 --> 00:09:24,370 Why would you care about her? 172 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:30,030 I'm sure Logan's told you about what an amazing human being she is. All right, 173 00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:31,230 hey, maybe we're both dirtbags. 174 00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:34,530 Just different areas of it. 175 00:09:34,730 --> 00:09:37,290 All right, maybe that's why we got together and ended up together. 176 00:09:37,550 --> 00:09:39,730 But anyway, you don't worry about us. 177 00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:42,350 You just worry about your own part. 178 00:09:43,590 --> 00:09:45,070 Aw, don't make that face. 179 00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:49,650 You're not actually dating Logan, so you wouldn't really be cheating on him. 180 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:55,870 Fine. But you promise nothing bad will happen to Logan? 181 00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:58,110 Yeah, I promise. 182 00:12:25,790 --> 00:12:32,010 Oh, my God. 183 00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:07,210 um um 184 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:36,460 Oh fuck. Oh 185 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:44,820 fuck. 186 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:15,320 Oh my god. 187 00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:03,030 Uh -huh. 188 00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:14,530 I fucking love that. 189 00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:17,490 I 190 00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:25,450 love 191 00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:26,810 it when you lick my fucking ass, yeah. 192 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,240 Yeah. 193 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,960 What was that commercial slogan? 194 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,500 Fuck. 195 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,740 Oh, right 196 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:46,680 there. Oh, yeah. Suck on my 197 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,080 clit. Uh -huh. Oh, fuck. 198 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,020 Make sure you're not too loud. 199 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,260 You don't want to ruin all that work you did. 200 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,880 really fucking your boyfriend's father. 201 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,380 Fuck, I'm a naughty girl. 202 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:13,680 Fuck. 203 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,120 My boyfriend's dad's dick is amazing. 204 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760 Girlfriend? 205 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,480 Pussies. 206 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:03,640 Naughty, how much do you love her? 207 00:25:37,290 --> 00:25:39,310 It's like you're enjoying fucking your boyfriend's father. 208 00:25:40,390 --> 00:25:41,410 Fucking loving it. 209 00:25:42,590 --> 00:25:44,970 I love being a naughty girl. 210 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,680 My boyfriend isn't here. 211 00:28:34,570 --> 00:28:35,389 Fucking cough. 212 00:28:35,390 --> 00:28:36,390 Yeah. 213 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,060 You didn't think this was going to happen, did you? 214 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,160 Oh, that's your next direction, girl. 215 00:33:58,090 --> 00:34:01,270 It's like when I found a new reawakening for your career. 216 00:40:11,310 --> 00:40:12,189 Right there. Yes, please. 217 00:40:12,190 --> 00:40:13,190 Yes. 218 00:42:32,319 --> 00:42:34,020 Let's see what kind of performance you can give downstairs.